I love a good joke, and I may be one of the few people around who actually laughs at puns. If you're a reader of this blog or you've read any of my Shifting Tides books, then you also know I am a tad goofy about anything to do with mermaids, dolphins, selkies, and the ocean. Combine the two and you've got my attention. :D
When I heard a bartending pirate telling mermaid jokes under the sea, I had to listen up. After all, I am a part-time virtual mermaid. lol Watch the fourth joke on the list. If you can answer it correctly, leave a comment and the first person who gets it right, wins an ebook from my backlist, winner's choice.
Which fish can perform operations?
Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
Because they swim in schools!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
And last but not least:
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
If you're the first to know the correct answer, you WIN! Good Luck!